Friday, May 13, 2011

Festool Is In!

Its Official.  We're a Festool Dealer.  It's no secret how I feel about Festool Products (the f-n BEST) so I thought if our new store is going to be the be-all end-all destination for finish carpentry we darned well better have the best tools for finish carpenters to use.  As if I needed to say it again, that is FESTOOL!  It all started with me buying my first sander over five years ago.  That began an addiction that has finally ended in me opening up a Festool dealership.  Above is a shot of our "Festool Vault".  Come on down and demo all the awesome Festool stuff.  The first fondle is free!  The shot below is me at the Festool Academy deep underground in an undisclosed location far benieth the Nevada desert where I underwent an extensive briefing of top secret not yet released uber super duper neato Festool new products.
The photo below actually is not a photo at all.  It is a figment of your imagination of what appears to be a Festool table saw.  However it is not, as a Festool table saw does not exist and therefore could not possibly be photographed nor posted on the internet.  While true that I possess mad photoshop skills you must admit, this hoax takes the cake.

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